Soccer Dad Mug
Oh yeah. Dad want's the be the "soccer dad" of all dads because in all honesty, he was never good enough to be the jock dad. They also tend to do everything the soccer moms refrain from doing, because is all honesty, they wanna be cool and uncool at the same time.
So with your ego and your 10 passenger minivan, this 15 oz mug is big enough to fit your ego, your IQ, and your favorite beverage in it. It's dishwasher safe, although dad will never wash the dishes, and microwave safe since dad makes a cake in a mug in the microwave. If he had any sense, he'd hand wash it like the soccer moms do.